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Remember when this blog was used for writing shit? Me too.　
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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After talking about Thor and Loki's fight
Joy: If you went to another planet and wrecked shit, I'd smash you too! I'D rather smash you than have the government smash you!
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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When you see crappy-ass movies just ‘cause your...
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